Sunday, July 26, 2009

Toothless Jesus dont want me for a joke


Hey i think my worship has been paid off. About a year ago i was given a catalog of all cute boys (mostly) and girls who are single. There was short and Genie like descriptions of themselves. And I chose to write this one mushroom guy who could be the best man of Charlie Brown if he were in the affair of having wedding. As you might guess if he is a cook. Yes, Correct he is. And because he had a picture of himself when he was a lad abot 5 years old, which resemble a picture of a young girl and i decided i was her on my school ID. Anyway this man, Charlie Brown's bro stopped me by calling my name and asking if i remember him. NO. But i felt like i was in the show, 'who wants to be a millionaire'. Having been eyed me to say an agreement, he clumsily unfolded the scheme of him and his friends going swimming and asked me once more if i want to join them. Not having any etcetra etcetra clues that cook and CB's bestman was him and I am friends with his friends who are studying us from the car he got out. Later that evening he told me his friendstold him I am that maniac who once wrote the letter and I was the only maniac who even engaged in that single issue. Anyway that night was crazy; lies, phone calls, pools, S&M photos and stranger's invitation and greasy popcorn and tootless face, and puke and DJ.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Lingerie caught in action friends

I do not have friends. i don't know what makes friends a friend. I have met this guy at the bus stop. He is so confident and really nice. He gave me a handful of pistachio from his pocket. I ate it. He thought our feeling is mutual. He did this waltz toward me. Getting to know my name, my nationality, my favorite movies, and he taught me a what a best route to take even though he did not know where exactly i am going 
to. I do not tell my number to anyone easily. I did tell him, because he magnified me in a way that love or any kinds of kindling is the network of human behavior.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Benadryl tunnel

Usually I smile to toothless strangers and strangers with a wonderbread chin on the street. But when i don't, they unzip their mouth and boo me for not meeting their requirements. I am not always wet and smily. I am not an addict dog who pants and wags its tail.... But I want to be the person who does not take things hard.  

Monday, June 15, 2009


There is nothing next to me, but I have a habit of turning my right to see if there, my butt check begot someone important to me. Anyway I look like my father, as if I were his pale and lukewarm butt.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Possibly maybe joke for crumbled cooky



Boys want to be a chick magnet by playing a guitar. 
So do I. I Would play drums with gauze wrapped 
around me and display my collar bone. Anyway
i don't have a sense of rhythm, so i cant be the stoic drummer i dreamed of.  
Instead i want to get boys' attention by telling a funny joke.
Fortune cookie is professedly absurd and yet irresistible. 
I would love to concoct fortune cookie and present 
myself at the dinner table with my date. 

Monday, June 8, 2009


When I was oily young and baby teeth appreciable young,(cuz you love nibbling everything)
 I was a blessed monkey. 
Adaptable, flexible, docile and above all I was fearless.
So i have got so many Continental scabs. Having picked on those scabs
they become utterly ugly Gremlins.